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[+] Date : Minggu, 14 Agustus 2011
[+] Author : Fik Free
[+] Type : cerpenku
Suatu hari me0nx si pek0k bin pikun kdatangan tamu R0man 0ra K0tangan (namanya lengkapnya),R0man(nama pendeknya),R0maaaaaannnnn(nama panjangnya),,, wong pekon, wong pekok, wong bolot
[+] Date : Minggu, 14 Agustus 2011
[+] Author : Fik Free
[+] Type : cerpenku
Pintu trketuk dr arah luar. . .
T0k. . .t0k. . .t0k. . .t0k. . .
Me0nx:"s0p0?".
R0man:"aku cux".
Me0nx:"Aq s0p0?"
R0man:"k0we me0nx".
Me0nx:"lha iy0 ki me0nx,k0we kuwi s0p0?".
R0man:"awkmu tak0n k0we kuwi s0p0?tak jwb lh0 nek k0we kuwi me0nx.g0bl0k". . .
Me0nx:"lha nek k0we kuwi me0nx,aq ki s0p0?"
R0man:"dancuk k0k pikun t0 cux awkmu ki,nek k0we me0nx,nek awkmu tak0n neng aku tntang awkmu,aku ki s0p0?jwb e y0 me0nx."
Me0nx:"aduh mumet ndasku c0x.,".
R0man:"jan nduwe putu siji ae k0g pikun,buka lawange dl d0nx ah".
Me0nx:"haladalah lha k0g pean t0w 0pa?jare me0nx mau?".
R0man:"b0ch s0dr0n,ws terah bnyk b0d0h kau ini,0mamu durung rene 0p0 cux?".
Me0nx:"rene arep nyap0 lh0 0pa?,"
R0man:"lha jaremu we ultah cux,sangyat pail0k an py t0 k0g lali ae".
Me0nx:"haimeh,jek 0pa k0g aq gak eleng t0?hadah n0m ckep2 k0g pikun,pek0k pisan aq ni yax".
R0man:"tak tilipune 0mamu".
Kring . . .kring. . .kring. . .
Dara:"hal0. . .".
R0man:"hal0 synx,pean nandi ndang rene ng umahe me0nx yax.".
Dara:"iy0w me0nx umahe nang yaut0ng synx".
R0man:"aq ki ws ng umahe,awkmu ndang rene0".
Dara:"iy0w2 me0nx wi y0 si ren0".
R0man:"k0g b0l0t t0w synx pean ki,ng0 yika hai me0nx 0kgei a."
Dara:"njeh synx mangke tak umbsne t0gei,cambah kuwi t0w,pean nten0n0 ng umahe me0nx wae yax mangke".
R0man:"haduh kaumeng tnan sjak kpn kau bgni synx,njeh mpun ati2 enggal2 rene".
R0man menutup tilipun nya...kmudian...
Me0nx:"0pa kimau bukane ultahmu ye,k0g ultahq t0w".
R0man:"lah k0g ultahq,sakjane kimau gakda yg ultah kyk e".
Me0nx:"lha k0g pean kemc0 rene keh?,what happen?."
R0man:"happen n0 what-what cux,tp kyk e awkmu wingi ngmg jare mgg ki ultah".
Me0nx:"ap aq sing pikun y 0pa y?,y0ws gkp2 kepeneran aq lg gakn0 acara."
R0man:".diluk maneh 0ma rene cux,nteni pisan ngk0 maem breng2 ben 0ma sing msk".
Stgah jam kmdian. . .
T0k. . . T0k. . .t0k. . .
R0man:"laic0lah synx?".
Dara:"hu'um maz".
R0man:"tumben krungu mau tak jak 0m0ng k0g gak nyambung".
Dara:"msk mas aq ayu din0 iki kyk putri duyung tnan ta?".
Me0nx:"wjwkwkwkwkwk,0ma slh dgr kau ini".
Dara:"nyap0 cux guyu2 k0y0k e h0isam gt".
Me0nx:"guyu pean wi lucu 0ma".
Dara:"ah kau bs aja cux,gak awkmu gk 0pamu pada merayuq,blng aq kemayu dim".
R0man+me0nx(saling pandang):"0ma,lei kau j0 c0lah,".
Dara:"gak krungu aq ah".
R0man:"heh ay0w mudux tuku tank0".
Dara:"nyap0 ndadak tuku prangk0,gae 0p0 maz?."
Me0nx:"gae acra ultah 0ma,,,
0pa ntar waelah jam 1 an".
Dara:"0walah,0m0ng ap gak krungu aq".
R0man:"h.h.h.0mamu lucu,y0ws cux manut.".
Stlh jam 1 kmdian. . .tlp rmh brbunyi. . .
Kring. . .kring. . .kring. . .
Me0nx:"waduh gawat kumaq tilipun 0pa 0ma...
Wai...hai...haiw0 ng0 emkaitak a kuma...h0ak 0 d0ng ama yika k0lei a,h0u pae pae...
0ma,0pa,lali aq kimau mbahq wayah priksa d0kter wkwkwkwk".
R0man:"ealah cux we pikun,aq pek0k,0ma b0l0t pisan h.h.h.ndang budal neknuh".
Dara:"enek 0p0 lh0,k0g kesusu susu,kumamu rene ye cux".
Me0nx&r0man:"hadah??????".
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